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4 Man Ambrose Stroke 20/06/2015

Results of Golf, Wine Draw & Raffle


Rob Law, Jason Williams, 

   Tony De Corrado & Brendan Anderson (6.875)   =   50.125

Runners Up

Shane Johnson, Frank McAleer

                       Pat McIlhinney, Alan Coustley(5.125)     =  51.875

Ball Winners

Bruce McLerie, Harry Porter

                              Norm George, Ian Bright          =    52.625

David Lovell , Matt Lever

                                   Tony Lever, David Mills               =   53.75

Nearest the Pins

2nd Hole  =  Tony De Corrado

9th Hole  =  Geoff Hamm

13th Hole   =  Neil Fredricson

17th Hole  =  Brian Munn

Super Pin

The winner on the 4th Hole was Bruce Wills

Wine Draw

No winner 5 Bottles next week

Raffle & Norm`s Ramblings

Winter solstice arrived with the course damp, drizzling rain for some, but good numbers despite the game for the day being Ambrose. I felt sorry for our lady golfers who had to endure the worst spell of precipitation for their last three holes. But, true to form, they battled it out. Also true to form, we had a raffle, with coincidental winners. I picked up the meat trays from Cliffex in the morning, and observed a familiar face in the IGA bottle shop. Yes, it was Dave Lovell buying up big to build up his secret cache of grog. He must have felt guilty at being caught out, and offered then and there to carry the meat trays to the cars: one for him and the other for whoever came out second in the raffle. After all, running into me was an omen. Well, guess whose name came out FIRST! Dave Lovell. Incredible! While selling tickets I arrived at the Colin Anderson table where I might say Colin really wasn’t looking his usual self after recently suffering a very nasty virus. For some strange reason he insisted on buying tickets for player partner Kevin Biggadike. It was like a lovers’ tiff for a couple of minutes, but Kevin acceded. Out came his name in the second draw. It truly amazes me how this happens, so if you want to win a prize you will have to come up with a novel approach when buying your tickets. No streaking!

Oh yes! The Crown Lager six-pack was won by Ian Bright. I’m not sure how you can counter his method of ticket buying, but he sure is consistent.

Two blondes walked into a building. You would think at least one of them would have seen it! A bloke walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling-wrap for shorts. The shrink says “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts!” A man went to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says “I’ll give you some cream to put on it.” A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted: “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied: “I know you can’t. I’ve cut your arms off!”

Oh well.

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