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Foursomes Championship Stroke 09/05/2015

Results Golf, Wine Draw & Raffle

Winners John Verrall(10) & Kevin Biggadike(8)    =   66

R/Ups Derrik Farr(13 & Ken Greer(34)   =  68.5

Ball Winners

Matt Lever & Tony Lever   =   69

Neil Dennett & Paul Dennett     =  69

Rob Law & David Barnes   =   69.5

Vince Iacobaccio & Colin Anderson     =  70

David Walker & Steve Bennett    =    71.5

Jed Berkley & Andrew Berkley   =    72

Stableford  Comp

Vince Godino =    34pts

Col Whittingham   =   32

Don Camm   =   32

Nearest the Pins

6th Hole   =   Brendan Anderson

9th Hole  =   Kevin Biggadike

12th Hole   =  John Verrall

17th Hole   =   A N Other

Super pin

The winner was Matt Herrick

Wine Draw

Renate Weiner

Raffle & Norm`s Ramblings


Mike Henry has achieved what no other member of this club has been able to boast about. He set a record by buying the first lot of raffle tickets on any Saturday morning over the last four years. At 8.25 a.m. on this Saturday morning he paid out his five dollars over a certain back fence adjoining the fifth fairway, and off he danced with the feeling of achievement, excitement and extreme happiness. It was just a pity that he didn’t win a prize. However, with that sort of acumen another prize shouldn’t be too far away. The first Cliffex meat tray was won by Brian Munn. I didn’t mind his winning another meat tray. After all, I got a kiss last week from his wife Tenille, or is it Tennille, or Tenile, or Teinelle? Who cares! I still got a kiss, and that’s two weeks in a row! It’s better getting one from her than from Munzie himself. Second meat tray went to Jack Simmons who came in late, but just late enough, to get the right ticket. The third prize of a six-pack of Crown Lager was won by Tattslotto organiser Peter Corby. Could this weekend be the big one for us?

The aforementioned gloom and doom relates to the weather we are currently enduring. After a succession of overcast days, Saturday became a little worse, with fine rain making things unpleasant for the afternoon players. I did observe a group of six players together, and have reported their transgression to the powers that be. It WAS foursomes, you know! Some of these people have been known to wear gay and lesbian attire on occasions, and it horrifies me to hear that some of them are pushing for a mardi gras a la the Sydney event to be an annual event on our beloved golf course. Heaven forbid!

The bloke over the road has just bought a cute new Jack Russell pup. He’s mainly brown and black, just like the normal Jack Russell, but he’s got a neat patch of white just across his chest. They’ve called him “England”.

A recent government survey has shown that 91 per cent of illegal immigrants come to Australia so that they an see their own doctor.

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my Mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it’s Colin!

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